January 2012
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Interviewer: What American artist would you like to collaborate with?
Tablo: I would like to collaborate with the youngest of the Jonas Brothers. Not on music. I would like to make a humongous pizza with him. Like, take a lot of dough, and shape that into the biggest pizza you’ve ever seen.
Interviewer: Why is that?
Tablo: I don’t know, he just looks like a guy that would be really good at making pizza.
Interviewer: Pet peeves?
Tablo: My pet peeve is that I’m not a member of the Jonas Brothers. I could pretend to be their brother, but people could tell.
Interviewer: They have purity rings, they can’t have sex until they're married. You didn’t know, now you don’t want to be a Jonas Brother.
Tablo: Well, that purity ring is fine, but that would get in the way of making the pizza. While we’re making the pizza just take it off for a second.
Interviewer: He can’t!
Tablo: We’re making a pizza, it’s not like we’re gonna make love.
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neyruto:
sometimes i am just overwhelmed by how gay i am
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kawamamilosc:
eh
i think i will be forever react like stupid fuck when some of my favourite artist liked my drawing
emisaccount replied to your post: @emisaccount
I asked our helper to buy 2 books and 2 toothbrushes already. HOW DO YOU ASK FOR DELIVERY IN SCHOOL AGAIN?
GURL DIDN’T WE NEED FIVE D; also um… call the day before then ask to deliver at a certain time at school the next day and such i am freaking out tbqh
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@emisaccount
YO BRO WERE YOU ABLE TO GET THE THINGS FOR TOMORROW READY please reply asap!!
herp time
alexds1:
I’m in the mood for another pink burrowing animal, this one has MAD GUNS
Say hello to
BIPES BIPORUS
With arms like these, I aint need no legs
Amphisfuckin’baenids
When you comin over gurl?
[suddenly realizes he is very small]
[awkward silence]
(sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, more cool pics here)
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My point is that feminists are not biological determinists. Feminists are the...
– ‘Feminists are Sexist’ - Features - The F-Word (via periodp00ps)
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bananaisu replied to your audio post: my little sister covered the cory in the…
………………. take the video
ARE YOU KIDDING ME I JUST GOT HER TO STOP……….
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@articuno OH GOSH. I FOUND FUBOOBIES ASDFGHJKL HE...
WHEN WE GET BACK TO SCHOOL I AM GOING TO SLAP YOU ALL THE WAY TO THE NEXT GALAXY YOU HEAR
don’t lose your fuboobies man
don’t
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Inazuma GO Inatter translations
miyukiko:
Translator: Miyukiko T/N: Inatter is a web chat program which the Raimon soccer club members talk to each other (like twitter). It updates after every event in the game. ( Inazuma GO Shine ), so it includes spoilers up to the final match in the Holy Road tournament.
I don’t mind people distributing or reuploading the translations at all, as long as you give name credit for it!
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Full frontal feminism: a young women’s guide to why feminism matters
By Jessica Valenti
“But no wait the odds ARE equal! and and and and — and men get oppressed just as badly!” Lul sure.
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Classic, and always bears a reblog.
-Jess
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I can't sing but I like singing.